I²»(TI)E ™"“*** ICBM BASIC V8. ***":™"3583 BITES LEFT":Ÿ1,.[™"SHOOT.":„1,A$:™r‹A$²""§„1,A$:™:‰25¬‹È(A$,3)²"FOR"§™"?FOUR WITHOUT THREE":™" ERROR.":‰20æ(‹È(A$,4)²"NEXT"§™"?NEXT WITHOUT DOOR":™" ERROR.":‰20"2‹È(A$,4)²"GOTO"§™"GOTO "É(A$,Ã(A$)«4):™" YOURSELF":‰20]<‹È(A$,4)²"CONT"§™"?PROGRAM TOO BORING":™" ERROR.":‰20©F‹È(A$,4)²"LIST"§™"10 YOUR PROGRAM DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE SHOWN ";:‰1000çP‹È(A$,4)²"LOAD"§™"SORRY,I'M NOT TALKING TO THE TAPE":‰20 Z‹È(A$,3)²"NEW"§™"NO WAY!":‰20G_‹É(A$,1)²"?"§™"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT?":‰20vd‹È(A$,3)²"RUN"§™"?NO LEGS":™" ERROR.":‰20©n‹È(A$,4)²"SAVE"§™"?NOT WORTHY":™" ERROR.":‰20Úx‹È(A$,6)²"VERIFY"§™"HAVE A DICTIONARY?":‰20‚‹È(A$,5)²"CLOSE"§™"CLOSE YOUR MOUTH":‰20=Œ‹È(A$,3)²"CLR"§™"?UNCLEAR ABBR.":™" ERROR.":‰20l–‹È(A$,3)²"CMD"§™"I DON'T TAKE ORDERS":‰20¥ ‹È(A$,4)²"DATA"§™"?DATA TOO USELESS":™" ERROR.":‰20㪋È(A$,5)²"DEFFN"§™"?DEFINITION TOO VAGUE":™" ERROR.":‰20´‹È(A$,3)²"DIM"§™"I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT":‰20[¾‹È(A$,3)²"END"§™"AND IT WAS JUST STARTING TO GET GOOD":‰1030ˆÈ‹È(A$,3)²"GET"§™"I AM NOT A GO-FER":‰20ÃÒ‹È(A$,3)²"GOSUB"§™"?GOSUB WITHOUT WAR":™" ERROR.":‰20 Ü‹È(A$,2)²"IF"§™"I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNY TO SAY":‰20=æ‹È(A$,4)²"THEN"§™"WHO IS THAT? TIM DAIGLE?":‰20{ð‹È(A$,5)²"INPUT"§™:I²1¤100:™""Ç(µ(»(1)¬255)ª1);:‚:‰1040¶ú‹È(A$,3)²"LET"§™"NOW LET'S SPELL IT BACKWARDS":‰20î‹È(A$,2)²"ON"§™"YES I'M ON, WHAT ARE YOU ON?":‰20*‹È(A$,4)²"OPEN"§™"?OPEN WITHOUT SESAME":™" ERROR.":‰20c‹È(A$,4)²"POKE"§™"?I'M TOO TICKLISH":™" ERROR.":‰20ª"‹È(A$,5)²"PRINT"§™"LET'S SKIP THIS AND GOTO MACHINE LANGUAGE":‰20Ü,‹È(A$,4)²"READ"§™"OFTEN, HOW 'BOUT YOU?":‰206‹È(A$,3)²"REM"§™"?REMARK NOT REMARKABLE":™" ERROR.":‰20Y@‹È(A$,7)²"RESTORE"§™"?TOO LATE, BEYOND HELP":™" ERROR.":‰20™J‹È(A$,6)²"RETURN"§™"?RETURN WITHOUT SENDER":™" ERROR.":‰20ÍT‹È(A$,4)²"STOP"§™"ME STOP,WHAT ABOUT YOU?":‰20^‹È(A$,3)²"SYS"§™"?STATEMENT FORGOTTEN":™" ERROR.":‰20Ah‹È(A$,4)²"WAIT"§™"ABOUT 6 POUNDS AND 10 OUNCES":‰20}r‹È(A$,4)²"PEEK"§™"DO YOU MIND I'M CHANGING? HOMO!":‰20®|‹È(A$,3)²"SQR"§™"NO! MORE RECTANGLULAR":‰20߆‹È(A$,8)²"FUCK-OFF"§™"I CAN'T. BOO HOO":‰20‹È(A$,2)²"HI"§™"I AM NOT!":‰20,š‹È(A$,1)±"/"¯È(A$,1)³":"§„1,A$:™:‰30=ŸT$²Ê(A$,2,1)¤S$²È(A$,1):‹S$±²"A"¯S$³²"Z"¯T$²"="§™"JUST WRITE IT DOWN":‰20˜©‹A$²""§™:„1,A$:™:‰30残»(1)³.5§™"I AM NOT PROGRAMMED TORESPOND TO THAT,THOUGHI WISH I WAS":‰20¸‹»(1)³.5§™"DON'T GIVE ME THAT":‰20:‹»(1)³.5§™"STAND BACK!!":I²1¤2000:‚:ŠcÌ™"?TOO MANY FINGERS":™" ERROR.":‰20°è™"SO I PUT THIS ONE HERE":™"20 READ A GOOD BOOK:GET A JOB:GOTO A DOCTOR"ò™"30 IFMAN+WOMAN=CHILDTHENPRINT THAT'S DIRTY":™"40 INPUT 50$ & GET A CAR:LET ME";Vü™" STOP:OPEN YOUR MIND":™"50 WAIT FOR A BUS THEN RETURN:STOP THIS PAIN":‰20hI²1¤2000:‚:Š­™:™"ŽSORRY, I JUST OUTPUT ALL OVER YOUR SCREEN, DIDN'T I?":‰20